Gordon Bennett!!!

If you’re going to steal recipes from a celebrity chef, you really should do it from Jamie Oliver or Anthony Worrall-Thompson. If you get caught, the chef in question will probably just sigh and say something like, “I’m very disappointed in you.”

So it was a very foolish man who got a job with Gordon Ramsay and started nicking his blueprints. Instead of a simple dressing down, Ramsay stripped the unnamed cook naked and made him do a day’s work wrapped in cling-film.

“We followed him on the CCTV and found out he was sifting all the ideas out of my kitchen,” said TV’s Mr Bad-Tempered.
“So I stripped him stark b****** naked and wrapped him in cling-film. It’s probably the nastiest thing I’ve done.”
Added Gordon, with glee: “He sweated like a pig. I don’t know why he did it, but then it’s pretty hard to talk when you’re being wrapped in cling-film by 25 cooks.”

The telly chef explained that the man had come to the back door of his kitchen and said he wanted to learn, offering to work for two years for free. Ramsay said that if he hired him, he would be paid. However, three months later, recipes were going missing.

“It was a bit naughty. If you’re going to work for a chef, don’t be so ignorant in trying to steal. I’d happily give out my recipes, but you still won’t cook a dish as good as me – the thing about this job is that it’s from the heart.”
Source: Daily Star Picture: Big

My next task for the blog is to post senior staff profiles, so look out for those guys who cook or serve the food you've come to enjoy at our three restaurants.

Titbits...

are what Krimo's has served for the last twenty-two years...

The French call them "Amuse-gueule" which translates to gob-amuser... Something to keep your mouth busy until you get the starters.

Many good restaurants serve various tiny offerings before the meal.

Over the years, we have served our spicy meatballs in tomato sauce, small cheese quiches, pâté on tiny toast, etc...

Lately, we have been serving a Cup-of-Soup! An espresso cupful of soup to sip before the starters. To get the juices flowing.

We never fail to serve the meatballs. We learned the hard way.

A few years ago, we replaced them with sticks of cucumber, celery and carrots... You know... the healthy way! But, our customers weren't impressed at all, so we reverted to our spicy meatballs.

Peace reigned again on Earth.

Titbit: n. A choice morsel, as of gossip or food.