Krimo's Pigeon Flight...

A man was arrested for an alleged breach of quarantine rules after getting off a flight to Australia with two live pigeons in his trousers. Courtesy of BBC News
How long does it take to fly down under?
What about the droppings?
What about deep-vein thrombosis?











No wonder the price of a single pigeon breast has now reached 95p if people keep pinching them to take back to Australia.
Below is our supplier's latest price list!

What made Britain great...

Krimo's makes news in The Australian alongside the Trincomalee.

How wonderful!

On the photo you can get a glimpse of Portofino (Bottom left).